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Finally… no more doctor bills! I found this handy dandy diagnostic tool online, and it even includes treatment info. You absolutely can’t go wrong with the
Dr. Unheimlich’s Disease Registry.
Strangely enough, most of the diseases everyone I know has are actually named after the “bearer”. “-)
I ran thru daHens: Farron, Liann, debbieT and Butzi… as well as our “owners” Emma, Tchai, Deben, Jack and Penny. Every single one was a hoot, well except for mine! Mine was boring and dull. sigh.
For Emma…
Disease: Emma’s Disorder
Cause: The wrong type of snow
Symptoms: Gurgling, chest pain, mild coordination problems
Cure: Drink lots of water
Mine…
Disease: Becky’s Disease
Cause: Natural sign of ageing
Symptoms: Bladder pain, vague paranoia, hypochondria
Cure: Fresh air
Why oh why, she moans, is Becky’s Disease so boring????
Go check out your own health! Dr. Unheimlich’s Disease Registry is courtesy of
The Surrealist
OMG! I have to go right back there and find out what my SPAMMER NAME is!!! “-) [It's Hutch T. Antenna. Only slightly better than Becky's Disease. sigh. I feel slightly picked on!]
